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Month: May 2025

Poop Patrol Garden Rescue For Colchester Homeowner

Poop Patrol’s Garden Rescue For a Colchester Homeowner

A Colchester homeowner’s family recently contacted Poop Patrol to complete a garden rescue after the mother had been struggling for several months to maintain her garden. Due to a serious ongoing back condition, she had been unable to remove her dog’s waste or cut the grass, leading to a significant build-up of mess and overgrowth.

Her adult children, concerned about the condition of the garden and the effort required to get it back under control, decided to call in some help. They reached out to Poop Patrol to manage the clean-up.

  • Poop Patrol were greeted at this home in Colchester with overgrown grass and an excess of dog waste.

  • As is usual, the dog had selected this section of the garden to defecate, meaning a significant amount of waste was collected in this area.

  • Systematic dog waste pick-up was carried out, and then careful reduction of the grass height to ensure no dog was was unduly spread!

  • The result was one happy homeowner was now able to keep on top of their garden waste and dog poop collection once more!

Garden Rescue in Colchester

On arrival, our team found a typical domestic garden that had become heavily overgrown. The grass had grown long during an extended dry spell, and a large amount of dog waste had accumulated over time due to the client’s inability to clear it up.

The garden rescue was carried out in two parts:

  1. Dog waste removal – All visible waste was removed and the area thoroughly checked to ensure nothing was missed.

  2. Grass management – The grass was carefully cut back to a manageable height, but not scalped. This was done to protect the lawn from long-term damage, especially during dry weather conditions.

The team worked efficiently and respectfully, ensuring the garden was safe, tidy, and left in a condition that the homeowner could now maintain or arrange regular support for, if needed.

A Practical Solution for Challenging Circumstances

This project in Colchester is a perfect example of how Poop Patrol is more than just a poop-cleaning service. We understand that life can throw challenges your way, and sometimes even small tasks can become unmanageable. Whether due to age, illness, disability, or a busy lifestyle, we’re here to help keep outdoor spaces safe, sanitary, and enjoyable again.

The homeowner and her family were immensely grateful — not just for the transformation of the garden, but for the respectful and non-judgmental service they received.

Need Help With Dog Waste or Garden Overgrowth?

If you or a loved one is struggling to keep on top of things — whether due to injury, illness, or just a busy life — Poop Patrol can help. We offer reliable and discreet one-off clearances and regular visits across Colchester and the surrounding areas. Simply call 0800 148 8088 or complete the form below for your own garden rescue.

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National BBQ Week: Don’t Let a Messy Garden Spoil the Sizzle

National BBQ Week: Don’t Let a Messy Garden Spoil the Sizzle

Burgers, Bangers… and a Surprise Underfoot

Picture this: it’s the first sunny bank holiday in weeks, the BBQ is fired up, your mates are arriving, the playlist is perfect—and just as your cousin takes a step toward the garden furniture… squelch. Not the coleslaw. Not a dropped sausage. Something else.

At Poop Patrol, we love a good barbecue as much as the next dog lover—but nothing puts a damper on a garden gathering faster than an uninvited squish. With National BBQ Week kicking off on 26th May, it’s time to get your outdoor space looking—and smelling—its best.

With summer coming, and National BBQ week kicking off, Poop Patrol looks at what you need to think about to maximise your enjoyment with your furry friends around!

The BBQ Week Clean-Up Checklist You Didn’t Know You Needed

Hosting a barbecue isn’t just about food and fairy lights. It’s about making sure your garden is a safe, clean, and downright delightful place to enjoy a few sausages. Here’s what you should keep in mind:

1. Mind the Minefield

We’re all about dogs, but nobody wants to play hopscotch through landmines while holding a paper plate of ribs. A garden dotted with pet waste is more than gross—it can also be a health risk, especially with kids running about.

Quick Fix: Call in the Patrol! We offer affordable, no-judgement pet waste clean-up across Essex and Suffolk, whether it’s a one-off blitz before your BBQ or regular maintenance.

2. Garden Goals: Not Just for Instagram

Long grass hides a multitude of sins: dropped food, dog mess, wasps’ nests—and the odd flip-flop. An overgrown garden doesn’t just look messy, it can be a hazard (especially with hot coals and excitable children).

Top Tip: Keep lawns trimmed and edges tidy before your big BBQ. If it’s been a while, it might be time for a garden MOT.

3. The Curious Canine Conundrum

Dogs + BBQs = chaos. From counter-surfing steaks to snatching sausages from toddlers, our furry friends are professional opportunists. But it’s not just funny TikTok material—choking hazards, cooked bones and alcohol spills can be dangerous for pets.

Keep them safe: Set up a shaded “chill zone” away from the action with fresh water and treats. (Bonus: fewer begging eyes by the grill.)

4. Post-Party Problems

The party might end at 10pm, but the mess doesn’t. Leftover food, napkins, and the odd rogue sausage can invite unwanted guests—foxes, rats, and very nosy neighbours. Not to mention dogs who help themselves before breakfast.

Top Tip: Bag rubbish securely and clear up food scraps before calling it a night. If your pooch does a little too much “sampling,” you know who to call.


How Poop Patrol Can Help

Based right here in Essex, Poop Patrol specialises in pet waste removal, garden freshness, and pre-party clean-ups. Whether you’ve got a one-dog garden or a full canine crew, we’ll have your outdoor space BBQ-ready in no time.

We even offer pre-event clean-up packages—so you can focus on the burgers, not the b*ggeration of picking up after the dog.


Conclusion: BBQ Week Should Be About Burgers, Not Bother

National BBQ Week is your chance to make memories, enjoy the sunshine, and eat questionable amounts of grilled meat. Don’t let an unkempt garden, a stray doggy deposit, or a messy mishap steal the spotlight.

We’ll take care of the “business” so you can get back to the barbecue.

Contact Us

Is your garden ready for National BBQ Week, or does it need a quick patrol? 🐾🍔🔥 Simply call 0800 148 8088, or complete the form and we’ll be in touch to help you out.

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